This morning I ran for 30 minutes straight, no stopping. AREN’T YOU IMPRESSED? I feel a little weird about it because the other day I was talking to my friend Chad who runs a lot and he was like “how long do you run for?” and I was like “30 minutes” but that was was sort of a lie because really, I was running for 30 minutes with some walky bits here and there. But this time I DIDN’T STOP, NOT EVEN ONE TIME.
STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND BE IMPRESSED THAT I RAN FOR 30 MINUTES WITH NO STOPPING, I’M SERIOUS, LITERALLY STOP TAKING CARE OF YOUR KIDS OR COOKING DINNER OR WHATEVER DUMB THING YOU’RE DOING AND JUST STAND THERE AND BE IMPRESSED FOR AT LEAST A FULL MINUTE, IF NOT LONGER, THIS IS A HUGE DEAL THAT NEEDS TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED BY ALL OF YOU.
Not only that –
Wait wait, listen –
NOT ONLY THAT:
I did that shit on Monday too.
I’m not joking, today was the second time I ran for 30 minutes, no stopping, I KNOW!!!
Nobody can fuck with me, I am a literal olympic goddess, they should probably bring me in to cure coronavirus, cuz this bitch can do ANYTHING.
Thank you for your attention. Feel free to go back to what you were doing, xo.