Here is my face.
I have hands and feet and other parts too, but I prefer to keep some things private.
If it's helpful in imagining the rest of me, one time a guy I used to bone described me as "sort of like a hot Gumby."
I was offended by that description at the time but then a while back I had vagina surgery and I walked a lot like Gumby for a couple of weeks so maybe he was just seeing into the future? He was describing my body, though, not the way I walk, so I don't know. Possible I was wearing a lot of boot-cut jeans at the time.
For the record, the bottom part of my legs are shaped normally, regardless of the type of jeans I might be wearing. And I'm not green.
Not at all like Gumby, really, I don't know what that guy was talking about.
I'm sure you were hoping for more from this bio than how my body was once inaccurately described, but if I tell you everything in this one little box, I'm not sure why you'd read all the other great stuff on my blog.
Plus, there's a lot you can tell from this picture of my face.
- I'm a white person, for one.
- I'm also a female.
- If you look closely, you can see some grey hair, which means I'm no spring chicken.
- I'm smiling with my mouth closed - could be I have eff'd up teeth or possibly my neck muscles get all weird when the corners of my mouth go up too high. Maybe both.
- I might live in a house with a blue door. (I don't.)
- Finally, it appears that on the day this photo was taken, something interesting was happening to my right.
There. Now you know some stuff about me.
Oh, Hey Stranger
March 12, 2020
I got a bad haircut from a Scottish conspiracy theorist and then I lost my credit card at the ramen place where the ramen was great last time but not at all great this time, and then later the Hot Canadian was like “maybe don’t do that one thing when we’re doing you know what, how about...
March 9, 2020
I’m in a terrible mood today. Just the worst.I hate to complain (#lies) but if I’m going to move forward with my day, I have to get it all off my chest, so here’s a list of horrible things that have happened to me in the past two hours which you should all pity me for...
Y (chromosome) is this so hard?
February 24, 2020
The Hot Canadian washed my one white shirt with his dark stuff and now it’s the color of a Glasgow sky around 4pm (that sounds romantic, but it’s actually pretty gross). I’m super mad about it because I live out of a suitcase and only have like 6 shirts total and because that’s the one I like to...
Here is an email list signup form
Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.