Hey, person, welcome to my blog.
My name is Kelly. Last name, Claus. Which is why I've named my blog what I've named it. Clever, right?
I write stuff and put it here and other places on the internet. Sometimes I write about fun things like when I learned how to do a snot rocket. Sometimes I write about scary things like this movie I saw once were these kids almost drown in corn (kill me). Other times I write about things I'm making online, which sounds way less fun than those other things I mentioned, but I promise it's not.
Often, I complain.
Hopefully the things I complain about are the things you also complain about so when you read those posts you'll be like "Right on, sister!" and not "Goddamn, what a downer."
I really want you to like me, so let's go with that first one, k?
Ho hum, anyways. Scroll down if you want to read things. Or click around for other things. Or go do other stuff. Whatever suits you.
I can email you all these things, every time I write them. Maybe fun?